Let me tell you something: Holly Golightly might be the biggest dog in the universe, but Bobby, the English Pointer is the Coolest Dog Ever. I mean, he even wears sunglasses like his human, John Ross Palmer, and everyone knows Palmer is totally VIP.

Today, for example, the famous artist was drinking champagne at the Ritz in Paris with a glamorous entourage, including a very beautiful blonde. Back in Houston, Bobby the dog seemed completely unfazed. The orchids I’ve been asked to ice in my mentor’s absence, however, looked a little droopy. Although I’ve lovingly named one of them Gina. Apparently orchids need more than ice and occasional conversation. The orchids seem to miss him. Or perhaps I should ice them in silence?

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